What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 03:55

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What made you feel disgusted today?
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
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-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.